BARON

Rumours of the whale Baron have spread through near every crypto community on Base Chain.
Cries for Baron's fabled deployments are all too familiar, as failing meme coins are ushered on to death row.

But who is Baron? Or more correctly - what is Baron?
It's a question everyone is asking.

His famed deployments left degens on Base chain who played against him rekt and ruined.
Those who tried to follow his plays went from ropes to riches and back again.
His coins were swapped, split, mixed and bridged faster than two wiggles of a jackrabbit's tail.
Seemingly obscuring the location of his accrued dynastic wealth and keeping his next deployment under wraps.

Rumours began to spread.
Some said Baron has facial reconstructive surgery every four years.
Before emerging to ape the next 1,000,000X. And then *poof* he's gone.
While others preferred to speculate Baron is Keyser Söze.

They say Baron returned home one day to find his family brutalized.
His traumatized wife and children were in the hands of the Cardano mafia, who had forced them to buy Cardano.
Horrified Baron pulled out a gun and executed his wife and children.
The Cardano mafia left stunned by this show of will, quickly met the same fate.
Then Baron killed the families of the Cardano mafia, he killed their friends, people they said gmeow to in the street.
He even took the lives of those who lent USDT to people who bought Cardano.

There is even a rumour that Baron is Satoshi himself.

His rotations from Bonk to Wif to BOME to Toshi are yet to be understood.
Baron is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. There's only one thing we know for sure.
That is, if we're going to make it we've got to know Baron's next move.